Someone is bound to notice that the following directions aren't
exactly N/S/E/W.  In fact, some of the stuff that's marked West
could almost be considered South.  But rather than writing a whole
bunch of NE, SW, NNE, SSW, etc..  I decided it was easiest to stick
to the *perceived* directions using Hwy 5 as the E-W reference and
Hwy 6 as the N-S reference (neither of which is actually true...
but that's how they're referred to by the locals).


So here's the route:
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- Meet at Tim Hortons on Hwy 25 in Milton, north of
    the 401 at 1:00pm, Saturday, October 11th
- Ride north on Hwy 25
- Left (west) on Campbelville Rd. (aka #5 Sideroad)
- Left (south) on Appleby Line up the escarpment
    through the town of Kelso then down the other
    side of the escarpment through a steep hairpin
- Right (west) on Derry Rd.
- Left (south) on Twiss Rd
- Right (west) on Killbride St through the thriving
    metropolis of Killbride
- Left (south) on Cedar Springs Rd.
- Left (east) on Britannia Rd through the outskirts
    of Lowville along a winding roller coaster ride
    through the trees
- Right (south) on Appleby Line
- Right (west) on #4 Sideroad
- Left (south) on Walker's Line
- Left (east) on #2 Sideroad
- Right (south) on Appleby Line
- Right (west) on #1 Sideroad in the completely overlookable
    burg of Zimmerman
- Left (south) on Millborough Town Line
- Right (west) on Parkside Dr. (aka 4th Concession) into
    my neck of the woods, Waterdown
- Left (south) on Evans Road (46km from Milton Timmies)
- Left (east) on Dundas St. (aka Hwy 5)
- Right (south) on Kerns Rd (brief bumpy subdivision)
- Right (west) on Forestvale Dr.
- Right (west) on Crofton Way
- Right (west) on Skyview Dr.
- Right (west) on North Service Road
- Right (north) on King Rd. (we can kill our engines as we
    get sucked up Magnetic Hill)
- Left (west) on Mountain Brow Blvd.
- Right (north) on Mill St. (welcome back to Waterdown)
- Left (west) on Union Rd
- Left (south) on Main St.
- Left (south) on the imfamous Snake Road
- Right (west) on Hillsdale Ave
- Left (south) on Plains Rd.
- Right (west) on York Blvd (welcome to Hamilton)
- Right (north) on Old Guelph Rd (bye bye Hamilton, Hello Dundas)
- Left (west) on Patterson Rd (along the base of the escarpment)
- Right (north) on Valley Rd
- Left (west) on Rock Chapel Rd.
- Left (south) on Sydenham Rd.
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- We'll take a brief break here at a lookout point giving a
  view of Dundas.  It'll give stragglers a chance to regroup.
  Mileage to this point is 71km from the starting point at
  Tim Horton's in Milton
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- Continue south on Sydenham Rd. down the escarpment into Dundas
- Left (east) on Hatt St.
- Right (south) on Ogilvie St.
- Right (west) on Old Ancaster Road
- Left(south) on Old Dundas Road
- Right (south) on Wilson St.

	THIS PART HAS TO BE EXCLUDED DUE TO ROAD WORK
	- Right (west) on Sulphur Springs Rd.
	- Right (north) to continue on Sulphur Springs Rd. (Lovers' Lane
	     is to the left at that turn but we're turning right)

	SUBSTITUTE THIS INSTEAD
	- Right (west) on Reding Rd
	- Right (north) on Mansfield Dr.
	- Left (west) on Judith Crescent
	- Left (west) on Maureen Ave.
	- Right (north) on Lovers' Lane
	- Lovers Lane turns into Sulphur Springs Rd.


- Left (west) on Mineral Springs Rd.
- Right (north) on Slote Rd.
- Right (east) on Governor's Rd. (aka Regional Road 99)
- Left (north) on Weir's Lane
- Right (east) on Hwy 8
- Left (north) on Crook's Hollow Rd (91 km to this point)
- Left (north) on Old Brock Rd.
- Zig right, left (north) on Brock Rd.
- Right (east) on Dundas St. (aka Hwy 5)
- Left (north) on Ofield Rd.
- Right (east) on 4th Concession
- Left (north) on Millgrove Sideroad
- Millgrove Sideroad turns into 6th Concession at Hwy 6
    continue west along 6th Concession
- Left (north) on Centre Rd.
- Right (east) on Mounstberg Rd
- Right (south) on Millborough Town Line
- Left (east) on #3 Sideroad
- Left (north) on 2nd Line Rd.
- Right (east) on Reid Sideroad
- Right (south) on Main St. (aka Guelph Line)
- Left (east) on Campbell Avenue to under the 401
- Right (east) on #5 Sideroad (aka Campbellvile Rd)
- Right (south) on Hwy 25 back to Timmies
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I think I've put together a pretty sweet ride.... second only to
Dwayne's historic ride through Huntsville and Muskoka this past
June (at least I hope so).  This route has a bit of everything
and about 16 million trees along its route.  I think I counted
3 hairpins, lots of humps and about a dozen winding roads.  It
should appeal to just about everyone.

For the record, the round trip is 137km long and should take about
2½ hours from Timmies back to Timmies.